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An entire Salsa Set (the Tupperware, not the musicians!) for FREE! I know, I know. It's cold and blechy out and you just can't imagine sitting around your patio table, sipping Cuervo and having chips and salsa, BUT the time will come and your heart will be aching for this fabulous set! So, if squirrels put away acorns for the winter, we humans can squirrel away Tupperware for a sunny day! Call me and I'll get you set up! You're just one hysterically fun Girl's Night Out away from loads of wonderful plastic crap (guaranteed plastic crap, mind you!)

2011 could be a very good year....

How did it get to the end of February and I haven't written anything since Bristol Palin was on "Dancing With The Stars"?! I don't even watch that show! Well, now Bristol is moving to Arizona. I know my cousins, in-laws and Mom are very happy about her decision to do so. Perhaps I should enlist Bristol on my Tupperware team. I mean, really! Think of how many parties Bristol would have on her books just to have people listen to her explain the Saucy Silicone Spatula or how great FridgeSmarts are! Even better, you can sign up for only $5.00! That has got to be appealing.

Look at me, Ma! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!!

Well, I guess the truth's out by now and you all know that Levi couldn't keep his pen in his own inkwell. Poof! There goes that happy domestic life he was hoping for! Now Ms. Bristol is the new single-mom-turns-reality-show-star on Dancing With The Stars!! Last year we had that chick with the small army who danced like she had a stick up her spine, this year it's our darling Bristol. BUT WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH TUPPERWARE, YOU ASK? You know by now that is a very easy question to answer (Tupperware is, after all, like the Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon. I can tie it into a baptism if I needed to!)

Bristol is going to be a busy girl, on the run to dance rehearsal and diaper changes! She's going to need to have her act together and look good doing it, by golly!

LOOK AT THIS! The Ladies Fashion Lunch Set!! Dooney and Bourke ain't got this cute little number!!

AND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?!!

I KNOW! IT'S HELLO KITTY!! And not just any Hello Kitty, it's RETRO!!

I HAVE ONE MORE GIRL-ON-THE-GO POWER LUNCH SET FOR YOU:

ARE YOU SAYING WOW YET? And I only wish those cute little pink sunglasses were included!

Tupperware can help you with your busy life, Bristol!! Healthy lunches on the go, munching out in style.

Tupperware is here to make your life better, people. Call me. Call me now. And Bristol, make us proud!

Your Own Personal Chef (Sort of)!

I am not a big fan of summer, and except for the extra time it affords me with my kids, I'm happy to see it go. I always, always look forward to cooler weather for all sorts of reasons. One of them is cooking related, because I can actually get tired of grilled foods and the endless line of summer salads. Will somebody pass me a meatball, please?!

I've got some yummy recipes from Chef Stuart (Tupperware's Chef in Residence) to share with you. The first one is for a delicious Arugula Pesto and showcases some great items coming up in the Fall Tupperware catalog. The second one uses the pesto recipe in a MEATBALL dish. I adore my vegans friends, but I could never embrace that lifestyle fully. I must have meat! And you must have a party where I'll COOK MEAT FOR YOU!!!



Get your ground beef at a butcher (I go to Stater Bros.) where you can choose a roast and have them grind it up for you. Most times it's cheaper than the ground beef, it's always lower in fat, PLUS you have the reassurance that it is from one cow (not the entire herd). Believe me, it's worth the trip and the time.

Now is a great time to plan a fall party. You can get ahold of me at my site: www.my2.tupperware.com/wendyfullmer

Happy cooking!

Bristol and Levi are engaged!!!

I have the most fantastic news, folks!!

Levi and Bristol are engaged! Just when you thought you'd never hear about these darling sweethearts again, up they pop in the news once more! Phew! I was really getting tired of holding my breath and looking for old boyfriends on Facebook!

NOW WE HAVE A PARTY TO PLAN!!!

It's always good to have something to occupy your time with and I can't think of a better thing to occupy my time than to plan a party!! I am smack-on certain that Bristol and Levi are gonna need some Tupperware to set up housekeeping with!

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN CREATE A BRIDAL REGISTRY WITH TUPPERWARE???

Oh, yes you can! I think I'll give Bristol a call and tell her all about the joys of Tupperware and how it can make her life easier. You know, being such a young mom I wonder if she knows about how safe Tupperware is for her little guy, or how much time she can save by being organized with Modular Mates?

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE A PARTY FOR A FRIEND WHO IS GETTING MARRIED AND GIVE THEM ALL THE HOSTESS CREDIT FROM YOUR PARTY SO THEY CAN CHOOSE THE THINGS THEY WOULD USE THE MOST?!

I'm curious what Bristol would choose....hmmm....I think she'd certainly go for a Shape-O Toy, which is an excellent toy for teaching shapes, but did you also know that the Shape-O Toy prepares little ones for writing by developing fine motor skills?

I'd be surprised if Bristol didn't go for some Freezer Mates and a Quick Chef. Young moms these days know that it is both economical and healthier to make your own baby food and quick freeze what you don't immediately use. The Quick Chef makes quick work of pureeing steamed veggies or fresh fruits into wonderful baby foods!!

The last bit of Tupperware goodness I think Bristol and Levi need are Vent N Serve containers. Levi's going to be a responsible dad, get a job and buy them diapers, but that costs big bucks, so he's going to need to take his lunches to work in Vent N Serve to save precious pennies.

So, Bristol, Honey, take note. Levi, let's party (with plastic, Sweetie!) You can have a mind-blowing TupperFest and get all the goodies you need for FREE!! Bristol, ask Mom to take some Tupperware catalogs to her next book signing!!! OH YES!!

Seriously, good luck, best wishes and have fun with your little one. And remember, life is too short to buy crappy plastic--get Tupperware. It's built to last!!

www.my2.tupperware.com/wendyfullmer

Fresh Cranberry Orange Scones

I have a few westerns that I'll watch, but on the whole, this is not my favorite film genre. I will watch "The Cowboys" even with commercials. I simply adore Roscoe Lee Browne as the cook! If you've ever seen this movie you know the premise, John Wayne, a rancher down on his luck for hands, hires all the local school boys and takes them on a drive. Roscoe Lee Browne is the cook and the "cowboys" are fascinated by his appearance, his voice, his stories, but mainly his cooking. One night the boys steal a bottle from the chuck wagon and proceed to get silly on it. They start talking about Jebediah Nightlinger, the cook. "That son of a b!*ch cooks better than my mother!", one of the saucy twirps utters. I love that line and have made it my own, because I cook better than my mother. Don't gasp at the truth, just embrace it. Most of us do cook better than our mothers. My mom did excel at holidays just in mere spectacle of presentation, but the woman completely cooked her turkeys to death. Thank God for her gravy because without it we would choke on holiday bird. The table settings were great, so if presentation is everything, my mom was the belle of the ball.

How does Tupperware work into it and where's the new recipe?

I made THE BEST scones ever this morning. Fresh Cranberry Orange Scones. After I glazed them we stood in the kitchen, speechlessly rolling our eyes and chomping away on their fresh-baked goodness.

I used the Saucy Silicone Spatula, my Thatsa Bowl (great high sides and wonderfully deep -- which you'll need because I tripled the recipe!!), and always my Modular Mates. Modular Mates keep my pantry organized and my staples fresh and ready to use when the Julia Child muse strikes.

FRESH CRANBERRY ORANGE SCONES

3 cups AP flour

3 teaspoons baking powder

3/4 tsp salt

3 tablespoons sugar

3/4 cup butter, chilled, cut into small pieces

3/4 cup fresh cranberries, coarsley chopped

1 cup plus four tablespoons fresh squeezed orange juice

3 teaspoons orange zest

4 tablespoons powdered sugar

Combine dry ingredients in Thatsa Bowl. With your fingers, combine the butter into the dry ingredients until you have a coarse mixture. You want some butter pieces in the dough, it will make all the difference in scone texture. Add the orange juices, cranberries and zest and combine till moist, being careful not to over mix.

Pre-heat your oven to 400 degrees. Drop scones on cookie sheet. This should make 12 good sized scones. Use parchment if you have it. If you have good cookie sheets this shouldn't be an issue. Bake for 16-18 minutes. Makes 12.

While the scones bake, use the remaining orange juice and equal part powdered sugar to make a glaze. Cook in saucepan (Why, yes, I did use my Tupperware Chef Series saucepan to cook my glaze!) till bubbly, then set aside. Place baked scones on cookie cooling rack over another baking sheet and immediately coat with glaze.

Invite family into kitchen while scones are still warm to burn incense at your feet.

I'll bet Jebediah wishes he had some Thatsa Bowls!!

LET THEM EAT CAKE!! AGAIN!!

I know, I know. Another blog about cake. But can I tell you? This is seriously the best chocolate cake for when you need your fix but don't want the fuss. It's the cake for when the girls are coming over or for when everyone has left the house. Yes, yes, yes, it's in the Tupperwave Stack Cooker! What else?!

Go get you a box of Devil's Food Cake mix (Pillsbury--Wal-Mart--88 cents!), some oil, applesauce, eggs, and a bag of Dove or some other mid-range chocolate! For Heaven's sake DON'T USE THE GODIVA (how funny--I almost typed DOGIVA!!) on this!

Lube and sugar your Tupperwave Stack Cooker (What? You don't have one of these? Help me, Jesus! Why don't you have one? Call me. Party. Free Tupperware. How easy was that? Not much easier than this cake.) Unwrap your chocolates (about 20 of them, don't be stingy, what's the point?) and layer them on the bottom of your Stack Cooker. Make your cake according the directions BUT, reduce the water to one cup and ADD ONE CUP OF APPLESAUCE. Just do it. You and your thighs will thank me later.

Put the lid to the Stack Cooker in your microwave UPSIDE DOWN. It makes a nice little stand that helps the microwaves circulate around the cake. Mix your batter, pour it in the Stack Cooker smack on top of those chocolates. Put the Stack Cooker with the thigh glue into your microwave. Cook that puppy on high for 10 minutes. TEST TEST TEST IT! Stick a stick in for goodness sake! I pulled this out at a party once and it was gooey in the center and it started collapsing! I quickly whooped everything back in the Stack Cooker and got it back into the microwave. ALL MICROWAVES ARE DIFFERENT in their power/wattage. Know your tool, ladies. Mine does the job in 10 minutes. Start at 10, add 5 minutes. That should do it even with a tired, old tool of a microwave.

LET THE CAKE COOL IN THE PAN FOR 20 MINUTES!! After 20 minutes put a plate on top, flip it quick and take the Stack Cooker and cone off the cake. Oh my heavenly days, this is one of those DON'T TALK TO ME WHILE I'M EATING THIS cakes. And you think I'm kidding. You're welcome for the recipe.

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